Some Excerpts from class:

Torts:
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Prof: blah blah, so what are the two issuew in this case? missssssssssster ALO
Me: hmmm, well, I would like to refer you to my co-counsel, Mr. X
Prof: OK, Mr. X

Laughter

Mr.X: What the, how could you, you little, Well Prof. the issue is ...............

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Prof has gone over his time situations:
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About 5 minutes after class was supposed to end:
Prof: Why blah blah blah blah, Ms. Y?
Ms. Y: I'm sorry, my book is closed!

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About 3 minutes after class was over:
Prof: Why blah blah blah blah, Mr. Z
Mr. Z: I'm sorry, I stopped paying attention 3 minutes ago when class ended!
Prof: Well, Not on my watch!
Mr. Z: OH, in that case, can you repeat the question?

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Civ Pro. on an extremely snowy day

Prof: South Dakota, there were like 12 people that took the bar exam last year, partly because they were just letting people into the bar because they dont have enough people there. There like under a million.
Student: Well, I'm from the area, and they have 700,000 people in the state.
Prof: ya, so theres like more people stuck in ditches, than there are in South Dakota.

Till next time..................................