Some day I'll be doing what this lawyer is doing. I stole this joke from some website.


A lawyer calls his client to tell him about his fee schedule.

"Alright," the lawyer says looking through his papers. "You owe me $1000 down and $417.58 cents each month for the next thirty-six months.

"What! That sounds like a car payment schedule," retorted the client.

"Your right. It's mine."


HAHAHAHAHAHAH

I want a new car, my Altima is killing me on gas, 24 MPG on the freaking highway